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The 10 best jokes made about 6-foot-7 Aaron Judge standing next to 5-foot-6 Jose Altuve. Not short-changed October 6, 2017. (: @_dadler) pic.twitter.com/BE0AD1M6Vb. Once this photo of the 6-foot-7 Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees standing next to 5-foot-6 Jose Altuve of our beloved Houston Astros started making the rounds, the internet had some fun. https://t.co/wx8yxgKvsY, Judge: What are you doing after the game? But this photo is somewhat biased. Share . I think the Guardians of the Galaxy tweet is my favorite. Tags: 49ers jokes, altuve jokes, astros jokes, Janice Hough, weinstein jokes, World Series jokes Comments: Be the first to comment. For more great sports stories ... Nick Folk might have had the kicking night from hell. But this photo is somewhat biased.

All jokes aside, Altuve and the Astros got the last laugh, winning the last two games of the three-game series in Houston. Read These Next. pic.twitter.com/BAf3XCcO1a, Judge is a large human. Welcome to For The Win's European Union Experience. Tweet. But he’s got to be a top candidate for a Southwest commercial. pic.twitter.com/UCahACTy33, — TotalProSports (@TotalProSports) July 2, 2017, Judge: What are you doing after the game?

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Copyright © 2020 Gow Communications LLC / Gow Media. Is Jets - Broncos really the worst Thursday night matchup ever? 0 comments. Once this image started making the rounds, the internet had some fun with this photo of the 6-foot-7 Aaron Judge standing next to Jose Altuve. *visit For The Win: https://www.ftw.usatoday.com Image via: Twitter. The easy rescheduling solution to the NFL's Steelers-Titans postponement, What fantasy owners need to know about the Titans-Steelers postponement, Barack Obama headlines long list of celebrity virtual fans at NBA Finals, Steve from Minecraft is the new Super Smash Bros. Altuve: My mom is picking me up and we're going to Chuckie Cheese". This photo from the recent Astros-Yankees game provoked a lot of internet chatter. Memes, jokes, news, reports.

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Altuve is part of the lollipop guild. Home / Astros / Everybody got Altuve jokes. Login. These Hilarious José Altuve Memes Will Get You in the World Series Spirit — Houston Fan or Not By Samantha Faragalli Younghans. Undisputed: Does CP3 make Rockets legit title contenders? pic.twitter.com/BAf3XCcO1a, Judge is a large human. By: Nick Schwartz. July 3, 2017 9:39 am. A very tall person stood next to a shorter person. pic.twitter.com/s5FsK0ILBt, A pitch at Jose Altuve's face is still a strike for Aaron Judge. José Altuve is arguably one of the best players in the MLB. pic.twitter.com/s5FsK0ILBt, — Felix, Zachary’s Dad (@FelixZacharyDad) July 2, 2017, You must be logged in to post a comment Who knew a cheating scandal led by the sign-stealing Houston Astros would be so great for being noticed among everything else? All jokes aside, Altuve and the Astros got the last laugh, winning the last two games of the three-game series in Houston. Everybody got Altuve jokes By Joshua Jordan on July 3, 2017. Another pic of Jose Altuve and Aaron Judge ... pic.twitter.com/bNyXmz05dT, Altuve looks like a hobbit standing next to Aaron Judge. Updated 11 months ago. Once this image started making the rounds, the internet had some fun with this photo of the 6-foot-7 Aaron Judge standing next to Jose Altuve. The 29-year-old is the star second baseman for the Houston Astros and has helped lead the team to where they are now: The World Series. Another pic of Jose Altuve and Aaron Judge … pic.twitter.com/bNyXmz05dT, — Steven R. Walker (@Steve_R_Walker) July 3, 2017, Altuve looks like a hobbit standing next to Aaron Judge. *follow @ForTheWin: https://www.twitter.com/forthewin Share this article 154 shares share tweet text email link Charles Curtis. Aaron Judge is the NBA Western Conference. %link%